Nixon Speed Run!

Who could have guessed that Donny J Trump might actually get himself impeached even faster than Tricky Dick Nixon, until now the Most Disgraced American President ever?

Well, pretty much fucking everybody, basically.

But now you can follow along at home and see how's Trump's doing on his Nixon Speedrun. Will it end in a sad Trump-shuffle back out of the White House, draped in a crap-shroud of his own making, and with any luck, straight into jail? Can he beat Nixon's time? Wait and see!

You know, except for stuff like the massive wealth transfer to the rich, millions losing their health care, global destabilization, institutionalized and normalized racism and sexism, shameless corruption and cronyism, destruction of the environment, corporate welfare, the decline of the United States into a global laughing stock, and the purestrain shame of having a ridiculous buffoon like Donald Trump in the Oval Office. Oh, and Russia. And pee, probably.
Trump Speedrun at | of Nixon's run
Inauguration
Year One
Nixon Bails
Nixon Term 2

Richard M Nixon

"I am not a crook."


Spoiler warning: he was.

Oval office occupant for

2026 days, 8 hours and 44 minutes

First Inauguration: Monday, 20 January 1969 at 12:16pm

Resignation speech began: Thursday, 8 August 1974 at 9:00pm

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Donald J Trump

"No puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet."


Spoiler warning: sure seems like he is.

Golfing and tweeting for:

Inauguration: January 20 2017 at 11:47am

Cast into the abyss: To be determined?

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